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Worst Valentines Day Gifts (Top 10)

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These are the top 10 worst Valentines Day gifts ever:

  1. Droopy, wilted flowers.
  2. A cage of mice infected with the Bubonic plague.
  3. Jumbo pack of breath spray.
  4. Formaldehyde.
  5. Live spiders.
  6. Raw, moldy steak with stale cake.
  7. A punch in the face.
  8. A pet snake with venom.
  9. A Dear John Valentines Day card.
  10. A bathroom scale.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, February 9th, 2012 at 9:30 am and is filed under Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

4 Responses to “Worst Valentines Day Gifts (Top 10)”

  1. Melissa {Australia} says:
    February 9, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Thanks for the giggles 🙂

    Reply
  2. Grumpy Grateful Mom says:
    February 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Awesome list! Ironically, I could actually use a scale this year. Mine’s not working so well–though maybe that’s a good thing. 🙂

    Reply

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