Posts Tagged ‘cooking’

Mahogany Wings

Monday, March 19th, 2012

mahogany-wingsOne of my family’s favorite dinners is mahogany wings. They are absolutely delicious, and I serve them with homemade potato chips and raw veggies.

Get about 3 pounds of chicken wings, already cut. If you have to cut them yourself with a pair of kitchen shears, you might as well not do it because of the pain in your fingers, the extra time, and the ridiculous amount of effort. So make sure that the chicken wings are already cut into “drumettes.”

I cut the skin off the chicken wings with the shears. I do this while listening to an audio to make the time pass faster. I don’t want my family to swallow all that nasty skin, after all.

Okay, now you’re ready to marinade the de-skinned drumettes. Mix together:

  • ½ cup of soy sauce
  • ½ cup of honey
  • ¼ cup of molasses
  • 1 teaspoon chili powder
  • 2 teaspoons chopped garlic

Pour it over the chicken wings and let it marinade overnight.

Line your broiler pan with aluminum foil, and heat your oven to 375 degrees. Place the chicken wings on the broiler pan and bake uncovered in the oven for 25 minutes, occasionally brushing with marinade. Flip them over for 10 more minutes. Yum.

For the homemade potato chips, heat oil deep enough to throw in some thinly sliced potatoes. I use a wok because I don’t have a deep fryer, and even if someone gave me a deep fryer, I would get rid of it because I don’t want to store it. I don’t like clutter, you know. When the potato slices are golden brown, take them out with a slotted spoon or tongs, whichever you feel like. Set on a plate with a paper towel to absorb excess oil, and press another paper towel on top, being careful not to burn your hand. (Don’t say I didn’t warn you.) Sprinkle with a generous helping of salt and pepper. Enjoy.

Oh, and if you’re wondering what else is in the picture, I made barbequed ribs, but I cheated by buying one of those that you just had to heat up. That’s because I realized I only had half the chicken wings that I needed to feed my family. My husband probably went to the store to buy the wings, and not knowing how much to buy, bought a ridiculously small amount. Yes, I’ll blame my sweet husband for the fact that we had barbequed ribs the day I snapped this picture. (If you click on the picture, it will enlarge enough for you to see the mahogany wings, which is the whole point of this article.)

And one more thing: you might want a stool to sit on while you are flipping the potatoes. Otherwise you’re standing there for ages, and you can’t pawn the task off to your children because they’re so short (at least mine are for a couple more years) that they’ll be hit in the eye with hot oil. So be forewarned of that as well. You should be amply rewarded by their squeals of joy at dinnertime, though, which will make all the standing around flipping potatoes and brushing mahogany wings worth it.

The Melting Pot (Fondue)

Saturday, March 3rd, 2012

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My family enjoyed eating fondue at The Melting Pot. I filmed our fun experience. One of these days I’m going to write down the ingredients that went into each of these fondues, because they were so delicious! (Warning: the meal costs a lot of money, so make sure you have a tax refund or bonus before you go, unless you’re rich. A less expensive option would be to make the fondue at home.)

 

The Exploded Cauliflower

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

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Once upon a time a few years ago, I was using a homeschool cookbook. (I won’t tell you which, to not insult them.) It said to put a cauliflower into the microwave for 20 minutes. I had never done that before, so I decided to go ahead and give it a try.

Needless to say, after a few minutes, I heard a loud POP!

The microwave was silent.

I opened the microwave, and the cauliflower was on fire. I’m not making this up. This really happened.

“Alan!! The cauliflower is on fire!!” I screamed, not knowing what to do.

My husband put out the flames and threw the charred cauliflower in the trash.

He looked at me with incredulity, and I said, “I was following the recipe. Look! It says microwave the cauliflower for 20 minutes…” He looked at the recipe and confirmed that I was not crazy. By that time we were both laughing.

“Kids! Get your shoes on! We’re going to buy a new microwave!” shouted my husband to the children while unplugging the microwave. He picked up the microwave, went down to the garage, and threw it into the trash can.

The End. True story.

Invent a Soup

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

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One of the Boredom Busters that I made up for my kids to do was to invent a soup. My son Stephen decided to take this challenge. I told him to use water and beef bullion cubes to start off, and that he could add whatever food or spices he wanted to the crock pot. He began by writing a list of ingredients on a piece of paper, to take to the grocery store. This is what he wrote:

  • 6 carrots
  • 1 bay leaf
  • ¼ teaspoon of salt
  • pepper
  • tomato sauce (16 oz can + 1 can of water)
  • ½ cup of chopped green bell pepper
  • 1 teaspoon of parsley
  • ½ cup of chopped celery
  • garlic powder
  • 3 beef bullion cubes dissolved in 3 cups of water

He threw all these things into a crock pot and let them cook for at least an hour. When he served dinner to the family, my husband and I were surprised and shocked to discover that the soup was delicious. One of my other sons said, “This is better than your soup, Mom!”