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Top 10 Benefits of Sickness

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Why not look on the bright side while you’re miserable? Here are the top 10 benefits of sickness:

  1. You can lose weight without trying.
  2. The medication causes you to have better sleep.
  3. Coughing is a good workout for your abs. Burn that belly fat.
  4. You can take the day off.
  5. Your family leaves you alone, so you can catch up on some reading.
  6. People don’t expect you to be productive. Nothing is demanded of you.
  7. The house is a mess, and your family still treats you like a princess.
  8. Instead of being required to cook, people cook for you.
  9. Suddenly your schedule is freed up, since you’re not allowed to go anywhere.
  10. It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for an event you don’t want to attend.