Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Watch Out for that Tree!

Thursday, June 21st, 2012


When I got back from speaking at the homeschool conference in Seattle, my sister asked me if the car broke down. “No,” I said. “But while backing out the driveway before leaving to Seattle, Alan crashed into a tree.”

“Oh, no! Really? What happened?”

“He said he was distracted by me.”

“How romantic.”

“Well, he said he was trying not to run me over, and he overcompensated.”

“Oh,” replied my sister. “Is the damage bad?”

“Not really. It’s just smooshed in the corner. We’re not going to get it fixed because it doesn’t affect how the car runs. I just thought it was funny and told him to watch out for that tree.”

“That’s a great way to look at it,” said my sister.

Toy Castle Adventure

Saturday, April 28th, 2012

A fun writing assignment for kids is to write a toy castle adventure. If you don’t have a toy castle, you can make one out of small cardboard boxes, and spray paint it silver. Then use dolls to re-enact your script. Take a look at our fun Toy Castle Adventure:

Worst Valentines Day Gifts (Top 10)

Thursday, February 9th, 2012


These are the top 10 worst Valentines Day gifts ever:

  1. Droopy, wilted flowers.
  2. A cage of mice infected with the Bubonic plague.
  3. Jumbo pack of breath spray.
  4. Formaldehyde.
  5. Live spiders.
  6. Raw, moldy steak with stale cake.
  7. A punch in the face.
  8. A pet snake with venom.
  9. A Dear John Valentines Day card.
  10. A bathroom scale.

Humor Articles

Friday, January 27th, 2012


If you are looking for a laugh, come read some of these humor articles. Hopefully you’ll fall over laughing…

Growing Older Humor
You Know You’re Growing Older When…

Marriage Humor
Worst Valentines Day Gifts
Watch Out for that Tree!
The Story Behind the Love Story
Feeling Warm and Toasty
So What’s for Dinner?

Parenting Humor
You Know You’re the Mother of Boys When…
Random Children’s Recipes
Floor Coffee: The New Trend
Spy Equipment Backfires
We Don’t Need a Cart

Homeschool Humor
Toy Castle Adventure
Only a Homeschooler

Travel Humor
Susan’s Wacky Travel Tips (Airplane Edition)
Susan’s Wacky Travel Tips (Road Trip Edition)

Toilet Humor
Top 10 Ways Your House Falls Apart

Social Media Humor
Facebook Blunders
You Know You’re a Newbie to Twitter When…

Random Humor
The Exploded Cauliflower
Top 10 Reasons Sickness Isn’t So Bad

Business Humor
Give Them a Chance
The Conference Comedy
Workshop Went Well (Miraculously)

Christmas Humor
Susan’s Wacky Gingerbread House Tips
Cookie Nativity Scene Fiasco
Stealing Ornaments and Christmas Memories
World’s Worst Stocking Stuffers