These are the top 10 worst Valentines Day gifts ever:
If you are looking for a laugh, come read some of these humor articles. Hopefully you’ll fall over laughing…
Growing Older Humor
You Know You’re Growing Older When…
Marriage Humor
Worst Valentines Day Gifts
The Story Behind the Love Story
Feeling Warm and Toasty
Parenting Humor
You Know You’re the Mother of Boys When…
Floor Coffee: The New Trend
We Don’t Need a Cart
Homeschool Humor
Toy Castle Adventure
Only a Homeschooler
Travel Humor
Susan’s Wacky Travel Tips (Airplane Edition)
Susan’s Wacky Travel Tips (Road Trip Edition)
Toilet Humor
Top 10 Ways Your House Falls Apart
Random Humor
The Exploded Cauliflower
Top 10 Reasons Sickness Isn’t So Bad
Business Humor
Give Them a Chance
The Conference Comedy
Workshop Went Well (Miraculously)
Christmas Humor
Susan’s Wacky Gingerbread House Tips
Cookie Nativity Scene Fiasco
Stealing Ornaments and Christmas Memories
World’s Worst Stocking Stuffers
Why not look on the bright side while you’re miserable? Here are the top 10 benefits of sickness:
Once upon a time a few years ago, I was using a homeschool cookbook. (I won’t tell you which, to not insult them.) It said to put a cauliflower into the microwave for 20 minutes. I had never done that before, so I decided to go ahead and give it a try.
Needless to say, after a few minutes, I heard a loud POP!
The microwave was silent.
I opened the microwave, and the cauliflower was on fire. I’m not making this up. This really happened.
“Alan!! The cauliflower is on fire!!” I screamed, not knowing what to do.
My husband put out the flames and threw the charred cauliflower in the trash.
He looked at me with incredulity, and I said, “I was following the recipe. Look! It says microwave the cauliflower for 20 minutes…” He looked at the recipe and confirmed that I was not crazy. By that time we were both laughing.
“Kids! Get your shoes on! We’re going to buy a new microwave!” shouted my husband to the children while unplugging the microwave. He picked up the microwave, went down to the garage, and threw it into the trash can.
The End. True story.
