Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Worst Valentines Day Gifts (Top 10)

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

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These are the top 10 worst Valentines Day gifts ever:

  1. Droopy, wilted flowers.
  2. A cage of mice infected with the Bubonic plague.
  3. Jumbo pack of breath spray.
  4. Formaldehyde.
  5. Live spiders.
  6. Raw, moldy steak with stale cake.
  7. A punch in the face.
  8. A pet snake with venom.
  9. A Dear John Valentines Day card.
  10. A bathroom scale.

Humor Articles

Friday, January 27th, 2012

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If you are looking for a laugh, come read some of these humor articles. Hopefully you’ll fall over laughing…

Growing Older Humor
You Know You’re Growing Older When…

Marriage Humor
Worst Valentines Day Gifts
The Story Behind the Love Story
Feeling Warm and Toasty

Parenting Humor
You Know You’re the Mother of Boys When…
Floor Coffee: The New Trend
We Don’t Need a Cart

Homeschool Humor
Toy Castle Adventure
Only a Homeschooler

Travel Humor
Susan’s Wacky Travel Tips (Airplane Edition)
Susan’s Wacky Travel Tips (Road Trip Edition)

Toilet Humor
Top 10 Ways Your House Falls Apart

Random Humor
The Exploded Cauliflower
Top 10 Reasons Sickness Isn’t So Bad

Business Humor
Give Them a Chance
The Conference Comedy
Workshop Went Well (Miraculously)

Christmas Humor
Susan’s Wacky Gingerbread House Tips
Cookie Nativity Scene Fiasco
Stealing Ornaments and Christmas Memories
World’s Worst Stocking Stuffers

Top 10 Benefits of Sickness

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Why not look on the bright side while you’re miserable? Here are the top 10 benefits of sickness:

  1. You can lose weight without trying.
  2. The medication causes you to have better sleep.
  3. Coughing is a good workout for your abs. Burn that belly fat.
  4. You can take the day off.
  5. Your family leaves you alone, so you can catch up on some reading.
  6. People don’t expect you to be productive. Nothing is demanded of you.
  7. The house is a mess, and your family still treats you like a princess.
  8. Instead of being required to cook, people cook for you.
  9. Suddenly your schedule is freed up, since you’re not allowed to go anywhere.
  10. It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for an event you don’t want to attend.

The Exploded Cauliflower

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

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Once upon a time a few years ago, I was using a homeschool cookbook. (I won’t tell you which, to not insult them.) It said to put a cauliflower into the microwave for 20 minutes. I had never done that before, so I decided to go ahead and give it a try.

Needless to say, after a few minutes, I heard a loud POP!

The microwave was silent.

I opened the microwave, and the cauliflower was on fire. I’m not making this up. This really happened.

“Alan!! The cauliflower is on fire!!” I screamed, not knowing what to do.

My husband put out the flames and threw the charred cauliflower in the trash.

He looked at me with incredulity, and I said, “I was following the recipe. Look! It says microwave the cauliflower for 20 minutes…” He looked at the recipe and confirmed that I was not crazy. By that time we were both laughing.

“Kids! Get your shoes on! We’re going to buy a new microwave!” shouted my husband to the children while unplugging the microwave. He picked up the microwave, went down to the garage, and threw it into the trash can.

The End. True story.